“Have you been walking or exercising too much lately, Kylie? If so, you might be experiencing aching feet and leg muscles today. Be sure to wear comfortable shoes and stay off your feet as much as you can in order to allow the strains to heal. At some point you might want to relax in a hot tub or jacuzzi – preferably with a romantic partner! This is a great way to turn a disadvantage into a great time! Enjoy!”
And I read that right after talking to my roommate about how I think I need to get a massage this week! Must mean I do. However, I’ll selectively ignore the part about staying off my feet (although today will probably just be swimming — and I skipped the hot tub at the end). Now I just need to find the romantic partner… although I’d rather go for a crazy bike ride with him 
oooh, a massage would be heavenly. I like to go to Essentials in Claremont. It’s on Foothill by the old Griswolds. Good luck with the ride partner.
Did you ever get new shoes?
Oh!, good horoscope! “Have you been walking or exercising too much lately, Kylie? If so, you might be experiencing aching feet and leg muscles today.” Duh!! I could have told you that! Ya know what cures all pains and the turmoil of training Kylie? “SEX” Hahahahahah!
Heh… but see that also requires that partner that is mentioned at the end
Be careful now. There was a couple in Lawrence,KS that got arrested for being a bit too ‘friendly’ in the hotel hot tub last week!
Hey Kylie, where do I get a killer horoscope like that? I want one to go tell me to get pampered and have a hot tub experience with somebody. Damn, that’d be sweet!
Since you didn’t do the hot tub, I think you get to raincheck that baby for when you can!